Lightweight, sturdy, and unapologetically bold — this tee carries a sharp, understated graphic that speaks to hands-on pros who value dark humor and straight-shooting style. The relaxed crew silhouette and soft cotton body sit comfortably under work vests or worn-in jackets. On the back, crisp black lettering reads like a punchline after a long shift, letting colleagues know you’ve got grit and a quick wit. Breathable, easy to layer, and built to keep its shape through repeat washes, it becomes one of those go-to shirts you reach for when the day calls for practical comfort and a confident statement. Slip it on before a long, task-filled day or wear it at casual meet-ups where the crew will appreciate the irony. The natural fit and tear-away label make it skin-friendly for extended wear, while reliable printing keeps the message sharp through every wash. Product features - 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable yet breathable - Tubular knit, no side seams for reduced waste and clean look - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck and DTG for main artwork - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat